A Man Without a Mormon Girl

A man without a Mormon girl
Is like a ship without a sail
It's like a boat without a rudder
It's like a fish without a tail.

A man without a Mormon girl
Is like a wreck upon the sand
There's only one thing worse in this universe
And that's a Mormon girl - what?
I said a Mormon girl- what?
I said a Mormon girl without a man-
We ought to know!