Fried Ham
Sing this once, talk the last line, filling in the blank to sing it again with different accents, :baby, robot, opera, etc.

Fried ham, fried ham, cheese and baloney, after the macaroni, we'll have onions, pickles and pretzels, Then we'll have some more fried ham, fried ham, fried ham.
Second verse, same as first ____ accent could be worse!