Gee, Mom I Wanna Go Home

The leaders that they have here, they say are mighty fine,
But when you get up closer, they look like Frankenstein.

(Chorus) Oh, I don't want no more of Camp life
Gee, Mom, I want to go, but they won't let me go;
Gee, Mom, I want to go home.

The first aid that they give you, they say is mighty fine,
But if you cut your finger, you're left with only nine.

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The water that they have here they say is mighty fine,
But when you try to drink it, it tastes like turpentine.

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The biscuits that they serve you, they say are mighty fine
But one rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine

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The cocoa that they serve you, they say is mighty fine
It's good for cuts and bruises and tastes like iodine.