I'm a Nut
(all the verses are the same tune except the last one, which has the "whoops!")
 

I'm a little acorn round,
lying on the cold, cold ground
Everybody steps on me,
that is why I'm cracked you see.

I'm a nut! (click click) I'm a nut! (click click)
I'm a nut! I'm a nut! I'm a nut! (click click)

Called myself on the telephone,
Just to see if I was home
Asked myself out on a date,
picked me up at half past eight

I'm a nut! (click click) I'm a nut! (click click)
I'm a nut! I'm a nut! I'm a nut! (click click)

Took myself to the picture show,
Sat myself on the very first row.
Put my arms around my waist,
got so fresh I slapped my face.

I'm a nut! (click click) I'm a nut! (click click)
I'm a nut! I'm a nut! I'm a nut! (click click)

I can sing and I can dance
I wear ruffles on my
whoops! boys, take another guess,
I wear ruffles on my dress

I'm a nut! (click click) I'm a nut! (click click)
I'm a nut! I'm a nut! I'm a nut! (click click)