Lollipop
 

L-O-double-L-I, P-O-P spells lollipop, lollipop
That's the only decent kind of candy, candy
Guy who made it must have been a dandy, dandy
L-O-double-L-I, P-O-P you see,
It's a lick on a stick guaranteed to make you sick
It's a lollipop for me!

C-A-S-T-O-R, O-I-L spells castor oil, castor oil
That's the only decent kind of medicine, medicine
Guy who made it must have been an Edison, Edison
C-A-S-T-O-R, O-I-L you see,
It's a sip on a spoon guaranteed to kill you soon
It's castor oil for me!

D-A-V-E-N-P, O-R-T spells davenport, davenport
That's the only decent kind of love seat, love seat
Guy who made it must have been a heartbeat, heartbeat
D-A-V-E-N-P, O-R-T you see,
It's a hug and a squeeze and an "Oh Johnny, please!"
It's a davenport for me!