Skidely Rinky
(The end of this song is , of course, optional)

Skidely rinkey dinky dink
Skidely rinky doo
I love you!

Skidely rinkey dinky dink
Skidely rinky doo
Love me to!

I love ya in the mornin'
And I love ya in the night
I love ya in the evening
When the sun is shining bright

Oh, Skidely rinkey dinky dink
Skidely rinky doo
I love you

(Optional)
And there was grandma
Swinging on the outhouse door
without her nighty

I love you

And there was grandpa
Wishing she would swing some more
Without her nighty

I love you!