Tall Silk Hat
 

One day I took with me upon the subway.
My tall silk hat
My tall silk hat

I set it down upon the seat beside me.
My tall silk hat
My tall silk hat

A BIG FAT LADY CAME AND SAT UPON IT!
My tall silk hat
My tall silk hat

A BIG FAT LADY CAME AND SAT UPON IT!
My tall silk hat
My tall silk hat

Christopher Columbo, what do you thin of that?
A big fat lady sat upon my hat.
My-hat-she-broke-it-was-no-joke
My-hat-she-broke-it-was-no-joke

Christopher Columbo, what do you thin of that? HEY!