Mother's Definitions

Dumbwaiter - One who asks kids if they would like to order desert.

Feedback - the inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

Full Name - what you call your child when your mad at him.

Grandparents - the people who think your children are wonderful even though your not raising them right.

Hearsay - What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

Independent - how we want our children to be as long as we do everything they say

Ow - The first word spoken by a child with older siblings

Show Off - a child with more talent than yours

Sterilize - What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to you last baby's pacifier by blowing it

Top Bunk -  Where you should never put a child wearing superman pajamas.

Whodunit - None of the kids that live in your house.