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Person 1: what letter comes between X and Z?
Person 2: Y (why?)
Person 1: Just because I wanted to know - Macy

Knock knock. Who's there? Shelby. Shelby who? Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes.... - Johnpatrick (12)

Why did the teacher jump in the pool? So she could test the water. - Noemi

How do you catch a blue elephant? With a blue elephant net! How do you catch a white elephant? Hold it by the trunk until it turns blue and catch it with a blue elephant net! - Brooklynn and Garrett

Why are elephants wrinkled - Because they stay in the bathtub too long. - Kitsey

What is a tree's favorite drink? A: "ROOT"-beer!

Why did the football coach go back to the grocery store? He wanted his "QUARTERBACK!"

Where is a rabbit's favorite restaurant? "iHop"!

Where would a cow go to see a video? The moooooooooooovies!!! - Rachel

Why were the cows in a circle in the middle of a field? Because they were having a STEAK CONFERENCE!!!!!! =) - Samuel

Why do we say amen and not awomen (a-women)? Because we sing hymns (hims) and not hers - Joseph

What did policemen say to the Popsicle? Freeze - Vica

Why did tomato turned red? Because it saw salad dressing. - Vica

What do you get if you cross 2 elephants with a fish? Swimming trunks - Kirsten

What does a train do when it eats bubble gum? Choo choo choo chooo! - Andrew

What's a cat's favorite color? Puuuuuurple!HA!HA!HA! - Paige

Knock-knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell, who? W-H-O. - A. Jokester

What if your mom's sister's name was Acrtica? You would call her Antarctica (Aunt Arcticia)- Emma

What do you call a snail on a ship? a snailer - Miles

Knock, knock! Who's there? Utah! Utah who? You talk too much!  - Samantha,age 9

Knock, knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Don't cry it's only a joke! Ha!Ha!Ha! - Samantha,age,9

Why did the cow pack his bags? I don't know, why? because he was moooooooooving! HA!HA!HA! - Samantha, age, 9

Sam: Mom I knocked over the ladder on the side of the house can you put it back?
Mom: I'm busy ask your father.
Sam: he already knows he's hanging from the roof! - Natalie 11

Why did the gum cross the road? 'cause it was stuck to the chickens foot! (Rachel, age 13)

Knock knock? whose there? lettuce, lettuce who? lettuce in we're freezing!! (Katie, age 12)

What does the cat say when he gets hurt? MEOWCH! (Nick, age 8)

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Don't cry it's just me! (Alex age7)

Why did the Turtle cross the road? because the chicken retired and moved to Florida. (Amanda, age 11)

Knock-knock? Who's there? cow. cow who? Cows don't say who, they say moo! (Amanda, age 11)

What's a boxer's favorite drink? punch! (Amanda, age 11)

Why did the Lamanites have bruised knees? Because of the "Knee fights" (Nephites)

Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog! (Alex, age 7)

Knock Knock. Who's there? olive. olive who? i love you!!!! (Katie, age 12)

What's the biggest pencil in the world? PENCILvania! (Julia, age 11)

Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words. (Julia, age 12)

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a caterpillar? Chicken legs for everyone!! (Julia, age 12)

What are germs least favorite T.V shows? Soap Operas!! (Julia, age 12)

What happens when you see 2 witches? You ask, "Which witch is which?" (Micheal, Age 6)

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

What's a Mare's (horses)  favorite continent? North AMAREacia - Jasmyn

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